Like A Tree 久久 像樹久久

此新聞源於一名住台大長興宿舍的台灣女學生，在台大PTT發文指出，她隔壁房間的丹麥交換女學生常製造噪音、還留宿男性，她向舍方反映後，丹麥生當天凌晨竟找來數名外籍生猛拍她房門，甚至試圖破窗而入，還笑稱：「You will die soon（妳很快就會死）。」該文引發網友群情激憤，多人當晚群聚宿舍前靜坐抗議。嗣後該名丹麥生已回國，但仍隔海發表聲明。1000118★

Emma之聲明(Emma的信)

英文原文：No, I am really shocked！NONE of it is true. NONE. But since we don’t speak Chinese, we cannot write in the forum and we cannot tell the TRUTH. We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE. My neighbour has been knocking on my wall since the day I moved into the dorm in September. 

Every time I skyped with my family, wishing my grandmother a happy birthday or took a shower she knocked on my wall every time I moved!!

It was just CRAZY

I told the manamgement of course but they just said "yes, she is very sensitive"

but I could not even live in my room. I never felt good or relaxed in there cuz she knocked ALL the time. Even in the middle of the night to wake me up.Cuz she knew that I was asleep.So on Friday in the afternoon she knocked again and I was sitting quietly in my room, on my laptop.

And all of a sudden I see her face looking through my window!!That is invasion of privacy right!!

Like that is MY room and she has NO right to look through my window!!I got really upset.And all of the other exchange students know about these little things throughout the whole semester

Everyone thought it was weird that the management didn't do something about it.

中文翻譯：不，我感到非常震驚，沒有半件事是真的，沒有！但是因為我們不會說中文，所以我們無法在PTT上說出事實。我們絕對不會做任何事來傷害任何人。我的鄰居從我9月搬進宿舍，就開始敲打牆壁。

每次當我跟家人聯絡，洗澡或是有任何一點動作，她就會開始敲牆壁。太誇張啦！我跟管理員抱怨後，他們只說：「好啦她只是太敏感。」她這樣一直敲一直敲，我都沒辦法住下去了，住那一點也輕鬆不了。甚至半夜也吵我起來，只因為她知道我這時睡著了（按：所以報復？）所以星期五下午，當我安靜在房裡用電腦時，她又開始敲了。突然間！她的臉居然在窗戶外面！這根本就是侵犯了我的隱私權啊！這是我房間耶，天啊怎麼有人可以這樣，其他交換學生在這學期間，都隱隱約約知道這些事情的片段。每個人都覺得很奇怪為什麼管理員是死魚都不做些什麼。 

周星馳電影《唐伯虎點秋香》版：稟大人，小人本住在台女的旁邊，房中有酒又有奴，生活樂無邊。誰知那台籍女，他蠻橫不留情，勾結櫃台目無天，踢我牆壁吵我眠。我起身跟他來翻臉，慘被他中文來打扁，我奶奶生日要快樂，反被她擾進了房間， 吵了我一百遍，一百遍，最後她下線遺恨人間。

 七言絕句版：孟秋時節入寢間，鄰女纖性擾吾眠。

五言律詩版：「漢女杜冤謊，夷心自驚慌。宴興拂壁響，目望倚窗旁。悽隱纖人側，語殘未能檔。今暮遺書張，明朝回鄉藏。」

 文言文版：非也，吾大驚。彼之言無一為真，無一為真。然無奈何，吾等不通漢文，無以言。亦不能述其實。吾等實無傷人之意。彼自吾九月入住以來，日日叩吾牆。...(見下圖─文言文版全文)

 詩經版：驚兮懼兮、人也無良，眾子咎我、怒而讎之，驚兮懼兮、語也無通，何以言對、避而遠之。

香港版：「但係，因為我地唔識中文，所以我地根本冇辦法上論壇復文章，我地根本冇辦法同人地講出呢Ｄ事實，我地從來冇對人地做出果Ｄ傷天害理既野。」

 台語版：挖金價五驚到，黑咧查某豪洨。恩溝阮抉會工台灣話，沒法度為嘎低工尾。挖a厝邊自從挖搬入來丟一直弄門。

資料來源：台大PTT（http://telnet://ptt.cc）八卦板